Either way I hope you find it interesting. He is the more creative so sometimes he will write something, sometimes it will be me. I love to write but it unleashes the beast within (Russell). Writing for me is like the "Jekyll & Hyde" syndrome. I enjoyed writing in that format but now I want to try something new and a little more widespread. The said blogs have been made into a little book as well so it all wasn't in vain. This is my first blog on the internet but I have been doing an email blog (how archaic) for the last 3 years to a select bunch of people.
VICINITY OF OBSCENITY MOVIE
I have a friend that was watching a movie with Cameron Diaz in it and she was in a bikini in the movie and my mate turned around to his wife at that moment and said "Have you been to the gym lately honey?" Now she actually can sense if I'm going to say something and she says "I think you just better stop right there before you say something bad - again" When will I learn?Įven though I am not the only one. I said "How long since you had a tetanus shot?" She said it wasn't that so I said "Maybe you just gave a lot of head jobs that week?" Early on in our relationship she was telling me how she had a problem with her jaw before we met. She has 2 tongue rings and I asked her if she got them so she can give better headjobs. She said "How funny that our bellies touched?" and I said "Yeah, it's a wonder that no-one has asked you if you're pregnant yet" We went to kiss and our bellies touched before our mouths did. Then there was the time I was lying down and she was looking down at me and I said "Geez, your nose looks really huge from down here." She is Italian after all Oh.that one didn't go down very well I can tell you. Then there was the time when we were "doing it" early on in our relationship and I laughed at her "cum face" right in the middle. That is why I should stop speaking and just write everything so I can edit myself before I send it. She was like "What the fuck? I've been around the block have I?" I really didn't mean it like that, I meant that she had been a little more active in that area in recent history but it just comes out wrong. We were talking (after the fact) about how I hadn't had sex with anyone for a while before her and I said "Yeah I was really worried about how it was going to go because you've been around the block." I am constantly doing or saying the wrong thing and I just keep coming up with new ways to do it.
I can safely say that I haven't repeated any errors, like getting married again for one.īut the downside to this is that I make a shit load of errors. I always try to work out how and why I made the mistake and I learn from it. My motto that I try to live by is "I will only make the same mistake once".
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